Christian: n,

A person who believes in Jesus Christ, God incarnate who came to Earth and became flesh to die on the cross, sinless for our redemption.

libertarian: n,

"A person who believes that no one has the right, under any circumstances, to initiate force against another human being, or to advocate or delegate its initiation. Those who act consistently with this principle are libertarians, whether they realize it or not. Those who fail to act consistently with it are not libertarians, regardless of what they may claim."

-- L. Neil Smith

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Disaster Strikes in Farmville

This morning, February 17, 2010 at 0700 HRS EST, USPA Apparition bombers dropped 14,000 tons of Eidolon warheads on the dreaming countryside of Farmville. There are figuratively hundreds who believe they are dead and at least a thousand more who believe they are injured. Illusory bombs were dropped on the notional capital of Casuistry, as well as it's agricultural centers, Chicanery and Daydream. The deceptiveness of the fictitious bergs caused some of the delusional residents of Farmville to actually beieve they had been attacked, resulting in mass hallucinations and much misapprehension. The President of Farmville, Ignis Fatuus, declared a specious state of emergency due to the false impression that something real had actually happened. He was quoted as saying, "It was once a fool's paradise, but what was once never really here, is now gone. The illusion of peace was nothing more than a mirage. It would be a mistake for our people to continue with this self-deception." Many of the residents believe they will now be forced to find lives. The US Federal Government voted to send $14,000,000 in fiat currency to purchase imaginary supplies to help in the rebuilding of the previously nonexistent cities.


  1. The outrage! The horror! Oh, the humanity! My only consolation in the midst of this unnecessary and unreal warfare is that the fiat currency sent for rebuilding is perfectly appropriate for the circumstances.

  2. aaahrgh! My FARM! Ah, well...they didn`t let me plant ganjah anyway, my ANARKIA farm will be loads better someday.