Disaster Strikes in Farmville

This morning, February 17, 2010 at 0700 HRS EST, USPA Apparition bombers dropped 14,000 tons of Eidolon warheads on the dreaming countryside of Farmville. There are figuratively hundreds who believe they are dead and at least a thousand more who believe they are injured. Illusory bombs were dropped on the notional capital of Casuistry, as well as it's agricultural centers, Chicanery and Daydream. The deceptiveness of the fictitious bergs caused some of the delusional residents of Farmville to actually beieve they had been attacked, resulting in mass hallucinations and much misapprehension. The President of Farmville, Ignis Fatuus, declared a specious state of emergency due to the false impression that something real had actually happened. He was quoted as saying, "It was once a fool's paradise, but what was once never really here, is now gone. The illusion of peace was nothing more than a mirage. It would be a mistake for our people to continue with this self-deception." Many of the residents believe they will now be forced to find lives. The US Federal Government voted to send $14,000,000 in fiat currency to purchase imaginary supplies to help in the rebuilding of the previously nonexistent cities.